The Top Random Task Requests

As aMillionJobsToDo... allows the user to suggest the task and fee, I have put together the most random job request that have been received so far! Here they are, purely for your amusement!

Borat Character...

A guy actually contacted me through one of my directory listing asking for a 'Borat type character', I think he might have been slightly mad and referred to himself as Ali G!?...

"Hey, would you be prepared to first pole vault over Botley Bridge and then limbo dance down Botley Road stopping traffic until you get to Habitat and then go into Habitat and salsa dance around the shop knocking over vases, dishes etc and smashing a couple? I will pay you to complete this challenge. Ali G."

De-Poo My Garden?..

"Hi I have a great dane that tends to only poo in my garden; I cannot stand the smell, texture or look of his poo and desperately need someone to clean up my garden for me... I would pay well."

I am not really a dog person!

Make Me a Millionaire

The rules state I need payment up front so I had to decline this one!

"Hi I have been reading your concept and really like your idea. My task request is to pay you to make me a millionaire too. I have no actual ideas of how to make myself a million other than robbing a bank and I am actually not really willing to do anything. You can choose how to complete the task and If you succeed I will pay you your million?"

Toe Nails?..

"Hi I wondered if you would mind coming once every few weeks to cut my toe nails!"

Please Sew Fish into My Ex Boyfriends Curtains!..

"I recently caught my boyfriend cheating and have since read a great revenge tactic of sewing kippers into the bottom of a pair of curtains. I am useless at sewing and wondered if you would accept this as a task due to your textiles skills. I still have a spare key and could take you to the house whilst he is out at work. I understand if you do not wish to accept this task! Thanks, from a very furious anonymous. P. S. I love your idea and might actually have some more normal tasks to send you too!"

No Introduction Needed!

"I will pay you quite a lot of money to lick tomato puree off of someone's armpit."

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