De-Poo My Garden?..
"Hi I have a great dane that tends to only poo in my garden; I cannot stand the smell, texture or look of his poo and desperately need someone to clean up my garden for me... I would pay well."
I am not really a dog person!
Make Me a Millionaire
The rules state I need payment up front so I had to decline this one!
"Hi I have been reading your concept and really like your idea. My task request is to pay you to make me a millionaire too. I have no actual ideas of how to make myself a million other than robbing a bank and I am actually not really willing to do anything. You can choose how to complete the task and If you succeed I will pay you your million?"
Toe Nails?..
"Hi I wondered if you would mind coming once every few weeks to cut my toe nails!"